“I SMELL A RAT”

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AUGUST 22

Writers: KATE BARNOW & ELIZABETH FINCH

Director: MICHAEL LEHMANN

Recap

SYNOPSIS: A reluctant Bill warns Sookie about the dangers she will face. Jesus is intrigued by the mysterious qualities of V. Sam’s recent fit of rage triggers dark memories. Eric takes precautions and fulfills a wish; Arlene turns to Holly for help with a pressing problem; Jason deals with the unexpected, with both Tara and Crystal; Jessica is torn between Tommy and Hoyt. After communing with Talbot, Russell promises to extract vengeance on his enemies. _____________________________________________________________________________

THE CASTING COUCH

Michael Steger 223x300 general MICHAEL STEGER has been cast as TONY: Male, 20′s, “tall, dark and sexy in a runaway junkie kind of way, this prostitute is out for a fix vaguely resembles Talbot, which is why he’s picked up by Russell. Tony has no idea what he’s in for. 6 lines, 2 scenes.

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ROBERT CATRINI general ROBERT CATRINI has been cast as a VAMPIRE LAWYER: This vampire lawyer prepares a last will and testament for Eric. 2 speeches, 2 lines, 1 scene.

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mel2 general MEL FAIR has been cast as ANCHOR #1: Seen on TV, this male anchor reports that hate crimes against vampires are expected to rise. 1 speech, 1 scene.

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Flor De Maria Chahua general FLOR DE MARIA CHAHUA has been cast as a YOUNG WOMAN (Uncredited)

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DANIEL G general DANIEL GILLIES has been cast as JON: 20′s to 30′s. A slick con man from Sam’s past, he’s seen in flashback to 2003. He is cocky and sneering. Guest Star.

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CASTING UNKNOWN

[CHARLENE] 20′s, hot , in business attire, she’s a figure from Sam’s past. Guest Star.

[JADE] 30′s, female. A big-haired, vamp-hating goon, she thinks all “fangers” should pay. She and her husband, Vern, head to Bill’s to deliver an attempted beat down but Jade quickly finds herself at Jessica’s mercy. Guest star.

[VERN] 30′s. This angry, ignorant, vamp-hating goon and his wife, Jade, think all “fangers” should pay, and they head over to Bill’s to enact a hate crime or two. Vern quickly discovers he’s in over his head. Guest star.

[NEWSCASTER] Seen on TV, this newscaster reveals that no information on Russell’s whereabouts is forthcoming. 1 speech, 1 scene.

[FEMALE COP] This female cop approaches Russell and shines a flashlight on him, asking him to turn around. 2 lines, 1 scene.


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“I SMELL A RAT”

LYRICS

I think I smell a rat in my house, baby I believe you got just too late

Aw, I smell a rat, I smell a rat in my house, honey, I think you walkin’ ’round too late
You know I need a rat in my house like this now, just like I need a hole in my head
You cry baby you afraid at night, you say you can’t stay home all alone
Oh you said you afraid, afraid to stay home at night, you say you didn’t want to be home
alone

Oh, but I can smell a rat in the time I get back, and all, and all you do is gonna make me
moan
You got my backdoor wide open, baby you say you’re supposed to be afraid
You got my backdoor wide open, and you tell me you’re supposed to be afraid
You know the last time I slept with it opened, you know ‘was so cold I almost lost my head
Sometime I think you’re foolin’ me baby, and I do believe it’s just drivin’ me around
Sometime I think you’re foolin’ me baby, honey
I think you’re just drivin’ me around
Why don’t you leave me alone woman, you know I think there’s another women I can go,
I can be found
I think that you have it to explain. honey I’m not that hard to understand
Did you ever try to sit down and explain, I am not that hard to understand
You will be sleeping with the backdoor open, baby or with another man

You’re so good, I don’t believe I wanna leave you alone
Oh you’re so sweet to me, I don’t believe, I can leave you alone
Stayin’, and peepin’ like you got a woman, and try to make me, all happy

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