Creepy Biker Dude
In HBO’s Memoriam last night, they forgot to include Creepy Biker. How could they overlook him? To snub Creepy Biker Dude – the injustice of it all! Not to worry, Andy Mackenzie (who’s a really nice guy), latbfan and the Nest are here to correct that grievous omission:
Oh Creepy Biker Dude, you were so very creepy! The way you stalked Sookie outside Merlotte’s was just plain rude. Fortunately, your boring inner-monologue tipped her off and Terry Bellefleur was his usual endearing (if a bit odd) self, and you were forced to try again.
Unfortunately for you, Eric was there (with his delightfully sexy line), and although Sookie had the situation well in hand (the girl’s a decent shot – you have to give her that), Eric had his eyes on the prize (which would be his 1,000 year old Quest for Vengeance). He saved you and fed your habit just so he could kill you moments later, and your blood ended up staining (and most likely ruining) Sookie’s rug.
If only she knew you were but the first of dead weres to end up in her house… Being buried on top of someone else’s grave is an unpleasant ending, but from what we’ve learned about Russell Edgington’s weres, it was far classier than you would’ve wanted (the whole funeral wreath just wasn’t your style). At least you died with fresh V in your mouth, which was probably the best you could’ve hoped for. Rest in peace, Creepy Biker Dude.
We love you Andy! We could never forget you … RIP creepy biker dude. You went to soon and I wish you had more time to play the game of kick ass with the vamps.
We have been doing these for awhile and you have a permanent place in out RIP section.
Thanks for doing this. I forwarded this to Andy via Twitter! Glad you all did this for Creepy Biker dude! RIP.
I think we all forwarded it to him!
Thankyou for correcting this horrible oversight. Rip creepy biker dude. We’ll miss your menacing glare.
Oh Creepy Biker Dude, we hardly knew you. Farewell!
Silly HBO, how could they miss him out? And his death was fairly memorable as well. All he wanted was to get home and watch Lets Make A Deal, but alas, he ends up nekkid wrestling with Eric then ruining Gran’s rug.