White trash legend Cooter.
Poor Cooter, your name was enough to give anyone a complex. You were the big-dog of trashiness, a legend of drug-driven insanity. The alpha of the pack of weres who give all the other weres a bad name. Yet you were tender enough to lick your girlfriend’s wounds after you branded her (what a prince!) and offered to steal her anything she wanted. How could she not fall for a classy guy like you?
We loved you for your hilarious one-liners, motorcycle jackets, homoerotic consumption of Bill, and man-scaped nakedness. I can’t say that anyone will necessarily miss you, although I’m sure many are wondering why you died and Debbie Pelt didn’t join you. Not to worry: your death will not go unavenged. Bon Temps is not rid of you yet. Not by a long shot.
Rest in peace, Cooter, with the hopes that maybe Alcide can too.
LOL!!! I just adore your eulogy of Cooter! He was such a gentleman indeed!
Cooter?…..seriously?….
Patrice, I know. But it seemed only fair, since I did the other two deaths. Such a classy word-smith deserved a final moment. :-p
Isn’t Patrice echoing what Bill said when Russell first mentioned Cooter’s name?
I will miss Coot and Bill’s pissing contests!
Will definitely miss the nakedness latbfan …could have killed another werewolf before him !!! RIP …
Oh! I spoke too soon! Cooter did get his obituary.
I think my favorite line was him calling Bill “Bat Boy” or something similar to that, lol.
Bye Coot! I just kinda wish Bill would have had the chance to end ya, but we take what we can get!
I’ll miss looking at Cooter’s nakedness. Yummy!
Same here Aemac ….
Oh Cooter…..I Really Won’t Miss You Much But What I Will Miss Is The Fact That You Gave Me A Reason To Say The Word Cooter In A Room Full Of People On A Sunday.LOL…Oh I Miss You Already….(Wipes Tear)
Thanks for the chuckles latbfan. Cooter calling Bill “bat boy”, one of my favorite lines. He was just so trashy, yet memorable.
I thought the “You shot my Cooter” was good too. Just something wrong with that statement.
This hilarious eulogy almost justifies the prolonged existence of this (IMO) inane boofy-brawn pawn. My low opinion of weres as all-round losers sorta grew mainly from Coot. Interesting to see how many people liked him. The Bat boy” zinger was funny, but why would a shape-shifting creature, who knows fully well that vamps can’t shift, allude to a shifting power invented by Bram Stoker? Big reader and film goer, the Coot?
Anyway, here today, gone today. Rest in pieces, Coot. Can Alcide now please shoot Crystal. And Summer?
We mourn one less hot guy on the show. He has the same look as Andy Whitfield from Spartacus and Sam Worthington from Avatar have, those men from down under are yumyum. He got a few things lined up so we’ll be seeing him soon again.
Coot, the redneck were, I will miss you and your one-liners. “Bat Boy,” was my favorite.
Thanks Lat!
Alas, the world is one gentleman shy of a croquet team… NOT.
So long scruffy brawler that gave wolves everywhere a bad name!
I didnt think they would kill him off So Early! He was a good nemesis for Alcide! They could have had a “Bill vs Eric” type thing with These 2!! I would much rather see Cooter make More trouble for Bill and Alcide then this Debbie Pelt witch! Cooter was a pack leader and a smart ass V junkie Alcide was diffferent he went his own way and wanted little to do with those more feral Weres! I wish that they could have kept Coot around longer!! He was a “no-good” but I think that Grant played him well! I wish he could have hung around if Only to antagonize Alcide and Bill!! I suppose 1 Vampire (Lorena) Who i’m gonna miss more than I thought and 1 Were (Cooter) bit the dust!! I Will Not miss the magister At All And I cant wait for This KRE creep to Get It!! In the last couple of episodes it looked like Both Bill and Sookie would Get It! Crap!!
Thats suspense!! I’ll Definitely Miss Lorena and Coot well I’ll kinda miss how he ran his own savage pack
Besides Whos gonna beat up Alcide,Now??
Coot was HILARIOUS! RIP dude. Have a V on me!
Anyone know who makes that leather jacket?