Why is the press always distorting reality? Stephen Moyer doesn’t really want to have sex with Alexander Skarsgard and Anna Paquin is most probably not afraid of weddings. Yet these stories have been repeated over and over on these “internets” and other “news” outlets recently. Our Guest correspondent, Patty Lindsell of the blog, “I want to write for True Blood” comments on some of the media madness being reported lately about one True Blood cast member.
Thank you Patty!
Anna Paquin is NOT afraid of wearing white!
I just love the way the media can beat up a throw-away line. Classic case is Anna Paquin’s declaration to a UK tabloid that she hates those puffy, “meringue” wedding dresses – those horrible creations that even the most fashion-conscious of brides can be sucked into wearing for their big day.
Actually I agree with Anna – although I’d add that the only thing worse than a wedding dress is a bridesmaid’s dress.
So, Anna, I thought you’d like to know you are now a Pandriaphobe. Kind of sounds like you are afraid of cute black and white bears. As a self-confessed Coulrophobe I am glad to see that there are other phobics out there. Mind you, given the fact that I did this translation and research in about 5 minutes I may be naming you something else entirely. Sorry about that.
Oh – and congratulations on the pregnancy!
TB-N: Disclaimer! Anna is NOT pregnant – repeat…Anna is not pregnant!
LOL I just love this, thanks Patty. What’s a coutrophobe? I’m too lazy to look it up.
OMG Anna’s pregnant? Just kidding.
LMAO!!! I just LOVE our fangirl speak out pieces, they get better and better, Great job Patty! Couldn’t have said it better myself. I think Kristin Bauer and our own CE are Pandriaphobe as well. This is why Kristen Bauer had a gown made for her and it was very elegant, no puffs on the sleeve or looking like a flash back from a 1980′s Italian wedding.
Oh and Patty…..I am a Coulrophobia. I hate them creepy bastards.
Seriously, what’s a Coulrophobe? I’m to lazy to look it up.
Coulrophobia is abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns
My name is Liv and I too am coulrophobic.
LOL I know there are people out there with this phobia and I know it’s real, but what the hell people. Issues!! Go get help, now! I’m showing up at EyeCon with a big, red squeezable nose.
I like clowns..
Now see? This is why I’m not rooming with Aem. Can you imagine in the night such torment with simply one squeezable nose? The horror!
RC? You’re scaring me girl.
……and you know I would.
Nice article, Patty. It’s funny how one distort reality and all the others start repeating the same distortion louder again and again. I wonder if those people even read what they are publishing at all!
Hehe much fun! Nice article!
I personally do not fear clowns…but giant sunflowers…those things freak me beyond words! *shudder*
Whoa. That’s a weird phobia KF. Although would make for a very unusual Halloween costume. One horrifyingly giant yellow sunflower….