Our Guest correspondent, Patty Lindsell of the blog, I want to write for True Blood, put together a list of the awards she’d give out for all the craziness that was Season 2 of True Blood.
The 2009 “True Blood”y oracle Ho Ho Ho Awards
Well it’s nearly Christmas. Season 2 of True Blood is past and all us Trubies are now looking forward to Season 3, now only a mere 6 months away (sob).
Here they are in no particular order…
The Award for Best Crying, Screaming and Frothy Gurgling (often simultaneously) Moment: Sookie Stackhouse
The Award for Best Sexy Snarl with Helmet Hair: Bill Compton
The Award for Best Arrogant Sneer with Great Hair (shared): Eric Northman and Sophie-Anne Leclerq
The Award for Highest Number of WTF Moments: Sam Merlotte
The Award for Best Let’s Cross That Chicken Before it Burns Moment (shared): Andy Bellefleur and Jason Stackhouse
The Award for Best Gratuitous Washboard Ab Exposure (shared): Jason Stackhouse and Eggs Benedict
The Award for “Being Kept in this Dungeon is Bad for My Skin” Moment: Lafayette Reynolds
The Award for Best “Vampires Gave Me a Really Bad Hair Day” (shared): Steve and Sarah Newlin
The Award for Best Clueless Sexual Innuendo Relating to Puddings: Steve Newlin
The Award for Best 80s Killer Disco Diva Styling: Pam Ravenscroft
The Award for Best Insane Bitch (shared – couldn’t separate these ones): Lorena, Maryanne Forrester and Sophie-Anne Leclerq. With an honourable mention to Maxine Fortenberry
The Award for How to Channel Pennywise the Clown and Still Look Hot: Eric Northman
The Award for Best Cackle Above and Beyond the Call of Duty: Maxine Fortenberry
The Award for Best “My Hymen Came Back and I’m Really, REALLY, Pissed About It” Moment: Jessica Hamby
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Any awards you’d personally want to hand out to our favorite Bon Temps & Shreveport residents?
Here’s what I would add, off the top of my head:
The best package in tight jeans: Bill Compton
The best sexy strut: Bill Compton
The best plasma TV toss: Bill Compton
and BTW, who is Pam Ravenscroft
LOL!
Pam Ravenscroft is Vampire Pam!
Jeesh, should have known that from the descriptor. I didn’t know Pam had a last name!
Could not have said it better CE!
My number one has to be
Best makeup sex: Bill and Sookie (I mean he actually dropped fang and hissed for God’s sake.)
I know…I just sat there and stared. I mean how hot is that when Bill just so passionate he hisses.
LOLZ, these are awesome. The ‘Worst Best Friend’ Award goes to Tara. The ‘Most Hard Done By Hero’ Award goes to Sam/Bill.
Very funny article. Thanks Patty!
I think Maxine and Lettie May should share the award for ” Worst Mothers of Bon Temps” .
I have to disagree with the best package in jeans… that HAS to go to sam merlotte… my goodness can he wear jeans!!
sorry Eric looks better in Jeans then Bill
Send us the pic Tina! I have never even seen Eric in jeans. Mostly shiny suits and track outfits.
Eric was wearing black jeans in the scenes after Sookie saw Lafayette in the basement at Fangtasia; he was walking slowly toward her, explaining to Bill and her why he put Lafayette down there. Right before she slapped him in the face. I’ve gotta say: he probably looks better there, in that one slow shot of him (in a green tee-shirt, black jeans, and slippers) walking over to them, than I’ve ever seen him. Oh yeah, it’s gotta be the jeans!!!
season 2 aps 3 i belive it shows eric in jeans and for worrest bf too should go to to jason stackhouse!!!!!