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Reason #4: It’s Bill’s Turn to Dominate

"No wait! I'm Stronger than You..."

Poor Bill! He’s spent the past two months in Bon Temps (shockingly enough, that’s how long it’s been in True Blood-time) getting pushed around.

Sam tried to seduce Sookie out from under his nose. He’s under Eric, and he doesn’t have a lot of choice but to sit by and watch his Sheriff try and take his woman. The Magister pushed him around. His own wife shot him. Pam maced him. He was under Lorena’s thumb for over a hundred years. It’s possible he’s doing Sophie-Ann’s bidding and can’t tell Sookie. Alcide is all warm and protecting and trying to steal Sookie, even if he does have a crazed ex. Jason just rescinded his invitation. Bill’s been burned, silvered, sliced, and forced into Makerhood. Everyone, it seems, is  either older and stronger or is just plain mean. Poor Bill!

Just this once, don’t you think he should be on top? He’s a man who likes to be on top (i can just tell that about him), and we don’t want to disappoint him.  Don’t you think he deserves his moment in the sun? (Er, well, maybe not the actual sun, as then he’d be all crispy again, and who wants to see a charred Bill? Not me! Let’s stick to metaphorical suns, or the sun that shines in Fairyville.)

Time is running out for Bill, so please donate for BILL in the  Battle of the Fang!

GO TEAM BILL!!!!!

Team Bill=$23,021 - Team Eric=$25,946

As a reminder, True Blood News is representing Team Bill in the Battle of the Fang.

REASON 3: THE NATURAL BORN PROTECTOR

Every man desires to protect his woman and keep her safe. And whether you admit it to yourself or not, most women enjoy that aspect of their man. You know you all want to feel safe and Bill excels at it. Bill stays busy keeping Sookie alive and in one piece, safe from humans and supes alike and she doesn’t make it easy on him since she has some uncontrollable need to throw herself into the middle of everything dangerous.

He can be a bit messy!

Bill protects in close quarters.

Sookie missed the bonerpants! (Click to ENLARGE)

Bill protects from afar.

Well, at least Bill tried!

Bill protects from above.

And he tried again!

Bill protects to his own detriment.

And he tried over and over again!

Bill protects from lifelong virginity.

All tuckered out from trying......AW

And when it’s all said and done and Sookie needs some comfort, Bill wraps her in his arms and soothes her with a little quiet or a few needed words.

So give Bill a break, he’s getting tired of fighting. Donate to GulfAid and show your support.

GO TEAM BILL!!!!!

Team Bill=$22,411 – Team Eric=$21,341

As a reminder, True Blood News is representing Team Bill in the Battle of the Fang.

So this is it, we’re down to the wire and this is our last update on the BP oil spill disaster. I’ve enjoyed researching and writing these updates, although I wish the need had never existed.

I’m going to leave you with a list of references so you can continue to monitor what’s happening in the Gulf of Mexico and how the biggest oil spill in our history will continue to adversely affect humans and non-humans for decades to come. Please donate to GulfAid in the two days remaining of the Battle of the Fang. All of us at True Blood News are deeply concerned about this disaster and we want to kick Team Eric’s ass and make Skarsgard wear a mildy embarrassing T-shirt.

The National Resources Defense Council has a great site with tons of information on the spill:

• Go Below the Surface of the Gulf Oil Disaster – interactive chart of how the spill affects wildlife in the sea
• Tracking Oil Washing Ashore on Beaches – a interactive map of reported beach closures
• Testing the Waters – annual report on the health of beaches

The Center for Biological Diversity also has some great oil spill updates and information including Breaking News, opportunities for you to Take Action, a link to U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Daily Status of the Deepwater Horizon Spill, and more.

Mother Jones’ Environment News includes a lot on the spill, as does the Huffington Post.

This is eit, Sheriff, yer goin' down fer the last tahm!

Two words: Henley shirts.

Oh mama!

My chest hair compels you ... to do bad things

You know it, I know it, ain’t no one ever looked that damn good in a Henley! Lookin’ fine in an ordinary shirt and wearin’ it like the King of Hotness qualifies Bill Compton and his alter ego, Stephen Moyer, for Kings of the Fang.

No wonder Sookie could barely speak the first time Bill said her name. I mean, really. So Team Bill? What’re you gonna do for your vampire? It’s time to woman up (or man up, we know you’re out there) and donate to GulfAid to put us in the lead before Sunday! GO TEAM BILL!

Team Bill=$22,422 – Team Eric=$21,341

We may seem ahead, but Team Eric will be adding the amount from an auction soon.

As a reminder, True Blood News is representing Team Bill in the Battle of the Fang.

If I could be a Sookie-type telepath and look into a Bill fan’s mind, wait, maybe I don’t want to look into a Bill fan’s mind. I’ve talked to some of you and let me tell you … I’d need to scrub my brain after the thoughts I’d pluck from you.

The battle is coming to a head so we’re starting a list of reasons why Bill and Stephen should be the King of the Battle of the Fang. I know, I could simply flash a picture of the graveyard up and just point to it with a grin, or maybe a fang popping, ankle slapping sex scene pic. However, in our hour of need as the final Battle approaches we need to think of why our Bill should be on top (stop it … bring your mind back here … focus).

Reason number one: For having the ability to speak to us without words from day one.

"Gotcha' - I'll see you ladies every summer on Sunday nights for the next seven years."

Every day until the end of the Battle of the Fang we will list our reasons on why, Bill, our favorite graveyard-romping vamp should be the King of the Fang. So, I ask you … what would you do for your vampire? Are you going to sit back and let the Vikings rip his limbs off or are you going to get fangy? Bill may be second in the books, we may be unsure where he’ll be on the show but here, right now, WE have the opportunity to make him number one!

Team Bill=$22,422 – Team Eric=$21,341

We may seem ahead, but Team Eric will be adding the amount from an auction soon.

As a reminder, True Blood News is representing Team Bill in the Battle of the Fang.

BP would like all of us to believe that the oil they spilled into the Gulf of Mexico disappeared the moment they capped the Macondo well. They’re spending $1 million per week in specific target markets to convince us the oil is gone. That makes zero sense and it relies on a perception of Americans as people who’ll believe anything rather than face hard, ugly facts:

Cause of explosion: Wellhead blowout caused by faulty blowout preventer device
Amount of oil spilled: up to 100,000 barrels (4,200,000 US gallons; 16,000 cubic meters) per day; up to 4 million barrels total (170 million gallons) (as of July 26, 2010); as much as 180 million gallons (4.28 million barrels)
Amount of oil BP claims is recovered: 34.7 million gallons of an oil-water mix

Howard Park Beach, Tarpon Springs, FL -We want all beaches to look like this one!

Using BP’s numbers that’s a lot of oil left floating in the Gulf as underwater plumes and oil slick. The number of human and non-human animal lives destroyed by BP’s lack of proper equipment maintenance and all-out greed is incalculable. Cleaning up the oil and restoring the ecosystems of the Gulf region will take decades, if not much longer.

We’re asking you, our readers and fans of True Blood and Stephen Moyer, to donate this week to GulfAid and be a part of helping everyone affected by this disaster. What happens in the Gulf will affect all our lives because everything on this planet is intimately connected.

Plus, we really want to kick Team Eric’s butt to the curb and see Alexander Skarsgard wearing that “Moyer’s Muffin,” or some other design, T-shirt! So c’mon, Team Bill! Let’s win this thing for Stephen and for GulfAid!

Thanks for all your donations to date! All y’all rock!

We are having so much fun with this that it should be illegal! Fans are bombarding us with questions and the one we get the most is: “How big is it?” Well, a picture is worth a thousand words and a Stephen Moyer’s cock sock is worth a million.

My, but that's a big sock you have!

The handsome Mr. Moyer shows his sock in this new photo while trying to hold back a grin. If you notice, Anna Paquin, the queen of the snatch patch, honored us with her signature as well. I don’t know about you fans, but I can speak for all the ladies of The Nest when I say Anna and Steve have been our favorite couple from day one. As their love grows, we adore them even more.

The Nest would like to thank Steve and Anna for the tireless dedication to their fans and for letting us have some wicked fun while raising money for a good cause. Stephen donated this item and his own copy of the season three/episode 12 signed script to help raise funds for GulfAid in The Battle of the Fang.

The Sock is up for auction on Ebay and you can bid until next Sunday!

Remember! We are also auctioning Stephen Moyer’s Season 3 Finale Script, signed by the cast. To bid for the Script, go here.

You can also help by donating to GulfAid!